Aubrey Guy Polehoykie

Aubrey, or Pablo Fernandes, is a physcopathic member of the cult "Santa is real".

He often describes himself as "intelligent", quite clearly denying the obvious.

Fantasies and Beliefs

 * 2012
 * Aliens
 * Crop Circles
 * Chores are labour
 * nothing completely obvious.
 * Santa
 * Easter Bunny
 * Tooth Fairy
 * Ronald Mc Donald
 * Yelling is appropiate behaviour
 * Public Masturbation